Buffyverse AU meme [draft]

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THE BUFFYVERSE AU MEME

CONTENT WARNING for vampires, violence, magic, etc.

INSTRUCTIONS:
1 - Post a comment with your character's name and canon.
2 - Be sure to write how your character is AUed into the Buffyverse.
3 - Comment around to others and play threads!
4 - Use Random.Org if you get stuck for ideas.

On the surface, it's just like our modern world. TV, spray tans, toddler pageants and iPhones. But under that seethes the world's best-kept secret: magic. Vampires, werewolves, demons and ghosts. And the Slayer -- one girl in each generation Chosen to fight the demons of the night.

WHO ARE YOU?
1 - SLAYER. You're the girl herself. The Chosen One who fights evil, for the safety of all humankind.
2 - WATCHER. Keepers of wisdom, and guardians and protectors of the Slayers and potential Slayers.
3 - HUMAN. Ignorant bystander? Or are you in on the secret?
4 - WITCH. You're skilled in the ways of magic. Maybe drifted into it through Wicca, maybe raised to sorcery or necromancy.
5 - A VAMPIRE. You're a creature of the night. Vulnerable to sunlight, fire, beheading and stakes, burned by holy water and crosses. You drink blood. Oh, yeah: and you have no soul. Evil is your business, though a vestige of your mortal personality might remain.
6 - A WEREWOLF. Turned into a wolf the three days around the full moon, burned by silver. Or maybe you've learned to control your animalistic side, and found a way to turn at will.
7 - GOD. All-powerful, and looking for humans to enslave.
8 - OTHER.

WHAT'S HAPPENING?
1 - THE APOCALYPSE. It's the end of the world. Are you destroying it or saving it?
2 - NEW KID IN TOWN. You just rolled into town. Looking for trouble? Well, too bad; looks like trouble's finding you anyway.
3 - HUNTING. Looking for prey? Or are you looking for the predators?
4 - CAPTURE. One of you is locked up. Vampire in a cage? Human ready to become food? Werewolf snatched by animal control?
5 - SHOWDOWN. Time to fight the big bad.
6 - THE COVER STORY. You're involved in something magical, and you have to explain it to the rest of the world.
7 - DAILY LIFE. Everyday life. Going to high school, the supermarket, video marathon. Even the small things can be magical.
8 - OTHER.